Buddy Christ's Journal

2:09am: Happy Birthday to MEEEE!
Hey! All my peeps! Who's Ya Buddy?

Go BC! It's mah birthday! We gon' party like it's mah birthday! Drinkin' Bacardi like it's mah birthday!

I really gotta stop this infrequent posting stuff. I miss you freaks! Yo, check this. Rodney D's been up here a while and guess what? He don't get no respect HERE either! LOL!!

Just kidding. He's a party dawg! We've been clearing some space because we need to get ready for...oh...wait. I can't say yet, but someone big is on the way up real soon. Not necessarily big in size, just pretty big down there.

I've been keeping up with things in the old neighborhood too. Pops says don't worry too much about all the soldiers he's transferred to our squad up here. We'll take good care of them. Trust me, there's enough on the other side going DOWNtown thanks to the great work the rest of the good guys are doing. Just be patient. It'll all be over soon.

I got my eye on a new whip! Gonna trick out a Scion and tool around the cosmos. I think I'd like Xzibit to hook me up but we're not ready for him up here yet. For the time being, Elvis is giving me a hand. He's had a car or two.

Signing off!

BC :)

8:03pm: Thanks for the drachmas!
Hey! Anonymous donor! Who's Ya Buddy?

Some awesome anonymous peep donated two months of paid status to the old BJC! So now, I like, feel sorta obligated to get offun my tuchus and scribe some.

It's been rough for me back in the old hood. I think I'll be taking a breather from the Tigris/Euphrates shuffle for a while.
The good news is that Brando is here now and we've been partying up a storm just north of the pearlies! He's a prankster ya know. He likes to moon the cherubims and such. Fortunately, his glutes aren't what they were when he was among you folks. See, up here, folks tend to be in their prime. He can still throw down though. I guess he's still a little hungry after the trip.

Dutch Reagan is here too. What a class act. I think I need to hang with him a little more. His favorite game is playing "see, I told you so" with all the departed liberals. Yep, there's a few of them up here. Last time I checked with pops, registering Democrat or Green was only a venial. Hey, what can I say, he's a forgiver like that.

More Later!

BC ;)

1:23am: Whoa too long!
Go BC, go BC, it's ya birfday, it's ya birfday, we gon pawty like it's ya birfday...

HEY! Who's ya Buddy?
Guess who's having a birthday party up at P-Diddy's in less than two weeks? Ha! Yep! It's me, it's me, the one, the hot, BC! ALL MAH iggahs gonna be up in the house too! Listen. If you can read this you are invited. Diddy says it's cool as long as you're dressed to impress and you bring the honeys!

Oh yeah. Sorry i took lo long since the last few posts but Papa-san has me running all over the old neighborhood lately. So many people to keep an eye on, once in a while someone slips thorugh the cracks and something blows up. Yo. Seriously though, they gotta stop messin with pop's Marines. He's gonna get pissed and make Sodom II, the sequel. Mortar rounds ain't shit compared to brimstone dude.

I have to go. Steve-O and Chris Pontius are filming for "WildBoyz" this week and they need me to keep them around. What, you thought they're still alive by accident? Sheeeyeah....hrrright. As IF!

BC :)

12:12am: Sorry. I haven't been around.
Hey! DUBYA! Who's ya Buddy?

Um....this has traditionally not been a real good week for me. I hope you understand.
I'll try to post more after all the smoke clears. It's hard to show my face this time of year. People get all freaky.

GO USA!!

BC ;)

9:41am: War?
HEY! Who's Ya Buddy?

Don't you ever learn? You better learn to play nice or papa-san is gonna get PISSED! He'll turn this universe RIGHT AROUND!

I went to Hef's again over my b'day and JUST came out of my stupor. WHAT A PARTY!! Bambi was there. Oy. Talk about your magic fingers. Remember the water into wine thing? Well, I forgot and went skinny dipping in the pool with the Baldwins, Miss's January - August 2001 and Megs Mullally. What a MESS! Hayes was there and was playing "submarine" for like an hour. What a freak.
Leo Di showed up in mid Jan and hung out for a few days. The Olsens stopped by but didn't stay long.
I need an aspirin. Maybe I can get some "pirin" tablets from Nate Lane. I'm supposed to go hang with him in NYC next month. I'll try to update more often if you promise to behave yourselves.

BC :)

2:24am: What gives?
HEY! Who's Ya Buddy?

I was just reading through some "celeb" journals and I have one question. IS THE WHOLE WORLD GAY NOW? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but holy me in heaven! What's been happening down here? I mean yes I said Love thy neighbor as thyself but WOW! (hmmmm....as thyself...some of these guys must be gifted) I know what it is, you have that idiot Pat Robertson taking everything from my pop's diary all out of context so some peoplke decide to get all spiteful.
Let me let you in on a little secret, right from papa-san himself, HE DOESN"T CARE IF YOU'RE GAY!! That's right. He just wants you to make each other happy. All that crap about homosexuality being wrong because it doesn't produce babies is crap thought up by people who were in the baby business.
It's the same with weed! The cotton people knew that hemp was a stronger fiber that could be grown in a more varied climate for less money. They had to come up with a reason to ban it. Oh, wait, it gives you a buzz? Cool, let's take it away. Back in the day me and the guys would spark a bowl around the evening fires and just rap about really cool stuff. Exactly why do yu think Matt, Mark, Luke, and John couldn't get their stories straight? They were BAKED! Heck, Timothy had a book too but he was so wasted he forgot where he put it to keep it safe. It missed the deadline.

BC ;)

3:35am: Elections OVER!!
Hey! Who's Ya Buddy?

You'd be surprised how many friends I accumulate on election day! Oh yeah, they ALL want to talk to ME then. Just like they do right before we yank 'em off the mortal coil. Well, most politicians already belong to uncle Lu anyway.

I slid the Jackass guys a favor. I gave their opening weekend a little nudge against papa-san's wishes. lol Did you see that gross? Did I over-do it? Maybe NOW I can get Knoxvilles ass in a pew once in a while.

My next project is Marshall....oooops, I mean, eminem. It's gonna take more than MY help to get HIS new flick some gate $$. I better check with mom on this one. She's good at the really tough stuff. Can you say FATIMA? I dunno though, she's no rap fan but she DID say he was cute.

BC ;)

1:24pm: WAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAP!!!
Hey! Who's ya Buddy?

What's up with pro sports these days? Where's the LOVE? Are they recruiting basketball players RIGHT from prison? Hey man. It's getting INTENSE!

Love thy neighbor (but BOUNCE before her husband gets home)

I'm about done with the Stones tour. I can't keep up with those freaks! I need to chill for a few weeks. Maybe I'll just stay 'round here and update and stuff. Hey, what's a savior to do?

Gimme love!

BC ;)

4:09pm: Just a note...
Who's Ya Buddy?
In case you hadn't noticed, SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY IS FAST APPROACHING!! Get me something nice. I should post my Amazon wish list for all of you. I don't wanna let any cats out of the bag but (cough cough X-BOX! cough) there are a few things I'd like to get my mitts on.

Hurry, you've got a bit more than a month left. Does Prada make sandals? Hmm...how 'bout a Versace tunic? Wait a sec. I forgot. I have one. He made it special right after he arrived a few years ago. Too bad we don't have his sister yet. I hear she does WONDERS with satin.

BC ;)

2:55pm: Got anything for this rash?
I have this rash in a really bad spot. It's icky. I figured I'd be immune to this stuff since I'm technically not of human form but it's all under my nut-sack. I guess you didn't need to know that huh? Oh well. TMI...it's not just for breakfast any more.

I've been touring with the Stones. Interesting how Keith Richards can still stand and all. You know he's dead right? Oh yeah. We got him a few years ago. I think someone forgot to tell him so he just keeps going. It's funny watching HIM up here watching HIMSELF down there.

Too funny. Well, I gotta go. We're clearing a space for Bob Hope AND Charlton Heston. OOPS!! Don't tell anyone. They're not gone yet.